Slickernaut's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Piconjo's Confession:4..?]

Thank you!

I hate to get involved with this situation, but I'm glad someone out there is speaking out. I get sick of very few things, Foamy and Piconjo bullcrap among them.

I didn't know he was being compared to Strawberry clock. That's a shame. The Clockcrew was original, and as far as I know, Piconjo is a stick figure Pico, Tom Fulp's creation. That alone is BS.

I just saw the Piconjo Confession 3 the other day, and was blown away by how unneccessary that crap is. Thank you for making this.. It made my evening.

Freakishular responds:

Well It's good to know I made your evening =)
Thank-you for the review Slickernaut,
-Mark-

[PICONJO CONFESSION 3]

What?

Dude, I'm pretty sure no one cares. What's up with all this love and sadness? I don't want to see that.. I really don't care. Why is it that this gets a 3+ score? I don't get it... It's not a cartoon, it's just a drawing of a guy sitting in a chair "confessing" that he lied about getting some job. Oh, did I mention that I didn't care?

Piconjo responds:

LegendaryFrog cares. because he voted 6! just like j00.

thx <3 j00

[Sonic Hedgehog Nutshell]

I can tell it took some time to make..

But it really wasn't funny. Also, it claims to be Sonic in a nutshell, yet there is several minutes of needless ranting about blue paint and other stupid crap that had me clawing my ears off. Try harder.

Vaztor responds:

Uh...it tells the story of how Sonic became Sonic and Robotnik became his enemy in 2 minutes and 50 seconds.I THINK thats in a nutshell ;)

[Trigger Unhappy]

Pretty damn good...

For your first flash. I remember seeing this the day it came out, clicking on it because the name caught my attention. I was suprised that it was a pretty original and clever cartoon. The humor is pretty twisted, which is always a plus. The art is very good as well.. The backgrounds look like they were painted, which is a nice touch.

I hope to see more episodes of this.. Just add more characters and make it a bit longer. Good job!

[Priceless Parody]

Hmm.

Sort of ironic that you think sticks fare better than clocks. I think your next flash should perhaps consist of a human-like character putting together his computer, and then blamming stick cartoons, because I am sick of them.

pac2k4 responds:

I do think sticks are better flash movies than clocks. Sure, human-like characters would be better than either, but I'm not at that level graphically yet.

[Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE]

Well..

Of course, everyone sings great praise of this. And it deserves it. Very well done. You can tell a lot of time and effort was put into this.

But for those of us who remember, it is old. And in some ways, I prefer the old version to this. I can remember the laughter, and wanting to show my friends the old version. Now it's been several years. I watch this now just to see it, not to laugh. It's not funny anymore.. It's too stylized. Too "MTV cool".

I also don't like how Newgrounds just isn't good enough to see the "full, extended version" of this cartoon. What's that about? Credibility on Atomfilms is more important than Newgrounds? Whatever, guys. I for one won't bother.

pyropymp responds:

No, not credibility on atomfilms, it's because atomfilms actually PAY US, unlike with newgrounds. I've said that in the intro already. We gotta make ends meet too you know.

[Rusty's Story]

Decent, but...

Overall it was just flat. The one drawing of the redneck was pretty good.. The lip synching was well done, as was the voice. It was just kind of boring.

I also don't understand how this was over 1mb.. I've watched animations with dozens of characters, backgrounds and voices before under 1mb. I mean, it doesn't matter to most of us because no one uses 56k anymore, but still..

I would like to see more from you in the future, I believe you have potential.. Just add more stuff.. Good job.

roktek responds:

I'm not exaclty sure why that was 1meg. I went through all the steps of vocal optimization. I do have minimal flash knowledge, so there may be some steps i overlooked to reduce size. Thanks for the positive imput tho :)

[The Linda Show : Atkins]

Meh.

Aside from being predictable and boring, this cartoon sports some good artwork and voice acting. Not too much to say about it..

I really couldn't care less for politically driven rants of any kind. While I found the George Bush show to be quite humorous, as I myself personally don't like the man, this was just ridiculous. It's just drenched in anti-republican juice.. I mean, I've never watched Fox news, but I can almost guarantee you it isn't that biased. This kind of stuff reminds me of the whole Foamy bullcrap. Sick of it. I don't care.

[Zero Wing: 2nd Anniv.]

Hmm...

Boy howdy, I don't know how I found this, but I did. After watching the original Zero Wing, and now this.. I have a few things to say.

First, excellent job. These are perfectly crafted short films. The art is very good, it runs nice and slick.

Now, about the flash.. The author seems to think quite highly of himself, as is apparent in the rather extensive "commentaries" he includes. That's a no no, because I honestly don't think anyone really cares.

Second, the originality of these pieces.. Besides that this is a tribute, and not a stand alone idea, there are several pieces of copyrighted music in them. Namely Incubus. Not cool, dude.

[***BILLHEWLETTISONFIRE***]

Stop the madness!

Please, give it a rest.. I don't understand how these survive the initial judgment phase. Not only that, but gain multiple turd of the week awards. It's not fair to the hard working stick figure people!